Me Me Me Me

I have seen this on a million and one blogs and finally stole it from Chelle.

So here is how you play. Answer each question with 3 words only. Not 2, not 4!

1. Where is your cell phone? on the couch
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? My Cali Guy
3. Hair? Needs an update
4. Your mother? Makes me crazy
5. Your father? Lives far away
6. Your favorite item(s)? cell and laptop
7. Your dream last night? Pretty damn screwy
8. Your favorite drink? Pinot Grigio Please
9. Your dream guy/girl? He doesn't exist
10. The room you are in? My Living Room
11. Your fear? Dangers for Bug
12. What do you want to be in 10 years? content and fulfilled
13. Who did you hang out with last night? pillow and blanket
14. What are you not? content, settled, secure
15. Are you in love? not quite yet
16. One of your wish list items? to be happy
17. What time is it? 10 to 5
18. The last thing you did? Ate fruit snacks
19. What are you wearing? Sweats, T, Slippers
20. Your favorite book? What are books?
21. The last thing you ate? See Number 18
22. Your life? Pretty screwed up
23. Your mood? What Chelle said
24. Your friends? Disconnected right now
25. What are you thinking about right now? Cali calling me
26. Your car? Not an Acura
27. What are you doing at this moment? typing this meme
28. Your summer? not looking forward
29. Your relationship status? Pretty messed up
30. What is on your TV screen? Dr. Phil unfortunately
31. When is the last time you laughed? today with Bug
32. Last time you cried? Late last night
33. School? Want to return